From Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney to supermodel and fashionista Cara Delevingne, we’ve been delighted to welcome several A-list celebrities to our Britannia Paintball Centres over the years. Most have excelled on the battlefield, but we suspect this lot may not fare so well…
(Note: If you’re a major celebrity who happens to be in this list, why not come down to one of our world class paintball centres and prove us all wrong?!)
1. Mariah Carey
Sporting platform heels on most occasions, we have limited faith in Mariah’s ability to cope in one of our world class game zones. Known as one of the biggest divas in pop, we don’t see Carey swapping one of her glittery frocks for a full combat suit and an M16 replica upgrade any time soon.
2. Jack Dee
He’s the most miserable man in comedy, and while his dry humour continues to pack out venues across the country we’re not quite sure Jack has the enthusiasm to strap on his battlepack and go to war. We’d love to see him in a staring contest with the Terminator though!
3. Sir Elton John
Sir Elton is fantastic at many things. But swapping that grand piano for a batch of flash bangs and paint grenades doesn’t seem very likely to us. He might have great hand coordination on the keys, but if his previous tennis demonstration is anything to go by, he’ll fall apart when the pressure is on.
4. Carly Rae Jepsen
She wrote perhaps the most annoying song on the planet, and the ‘Call Me Maybe’ star doesn’t have the strongest track record when it comes to sport either. After succeeding to throw what was considered the worst pitch ever at a Tampa Bay Rays baseball game a couple years back, we hold out little hope for the cute songstress. Sorry Carly.
5. Kanye West
It’s fair to say Kanye West doesn’t like it when things don’t go his own way. Put simply, he’s a sore loser. We can imagine Kanye throwing his toys out of the pram (or his gun at the opposition) if a paintball came his way. As for Kim Kardashian…
Could you beat the celebrities?
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